Since I talk to a lot of people on a daily basis at work, something funny almost always happens at least once a day. The other day this lady made me laugh so hard I was crying. In my office. By myself. Pretty sure if anyone walked in they woulda thought I was crazy. She worked at a hair salon and I called because I wanted to speak to the owner.
Hair Salon Lady: Blah Blah Salon, How can I help you?
Me: Hi I just wanted to speak with the owner or the person that does your marketing.
Hair Salon Lady: He's not in right now...OMG there's a dog loose running around in the parking lot....
Me: Okay, well what's his name?
Hair Salon Lady: I don't know the damn dog's name.
Me: Umm I meant the owner's name...
Poor lady was so embarrassed she hung up on me. And I continued to laugh for at least 5 minutes.