Tuesday, September 14, 2010

You're so vain, I bet you think this blog is about you.

I'm not the first girl that has ever rejected him. I'm probably not even the first girl that week that had rejected him. He's straight outta Hollywood (literally) but definitely looking for love in all the wrong places.

I met him at a tweetup in Vegas. For 2 minutes. I actually don't even think it was that long. He immediately added me to his Twitter list of "hot chicks" or something creepy like that. Then he created a romantic movie scene in his head and I was the starlet.

Months went by and the romance scene in his head grew into a full blown movie. He knew every line but I had never even seen the script.

A few weeks ago he was in Vegas. He asked me out to dinner and I politely rejected him so he did what any d-list Hollywood actor would do and threw a MAJOR diva-drama queen fit.

Lucky for me his temper tantrum entree included a side of public humiliation on Twitter and Facebook. After sending out a few tweets and status updates to his followers bashing me I had to put an end to it so I sent out my own tweet to all of his followers and my own..... "@NameProtected you should go put a condom over your head because if you are going to act like a dick you might as well dress like one."

Hollywood learned a major lesson that night. You don't mess with Vegas. Especially a PR person in Vegas.


  1. HAHAHAHA!!! Love it! What a drama queen, loved your come back xxx

  2. I'm not big on fashion. But when wearing a condom on your head, should you be trying to match it with your shoes or your belt or...?